It’s AVN time again!! January 10, 2008

And that means it is the season of “Shoulder Stink!”

Thank goodness there is “Fleshbot Body Spray” to save the day!

Hello, my name is Moses November 11, 2007

I like to talk about porn, not myself. So I’ll just copy/paste what someone else wrote:

“I’ve seen Moses naked and he looks pretty normal. So I’m not sure where his fascination with penises comes from. Gay tendencies? Probably. But that still not an excuse.”

I should note that despite the author’s wishes, I am not gay.  In fact, I’m fascinated with pretty much all genitalia.