“All the ooze that fit to print”


Aaliyah Love, Hal A. Lujah, Ashley Steel & DCypher February 15, 2008

Filed under: Ashley,DCypher — Moses @ 7:45 pm

a quick shot from last week’s XBIZ awards.

And one from DCypher’s “Best Feature Director” acceptance:


Penny Flame Wants To Teach You How To Properly Give A Hand Job

Filed under: DCypher,handjobs,industry news — DCypher @ 10:50 am

In all of porn there is not a soul like sexy, beautiful, articulate, Penny Flame. Bubbling with scads of personality and a veritable sea of smutty buddy titles under her belt, it’s a wonder the all-natural beauty can still sit straight.

Which is probably why Tristan Taormino, head honcho over at Vivid-Ed, announced today that she’s officially signed Miss Flame to direct her own line of Gen-Sex instructional videos. Her first (working) title is “Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Hand Jobs for Men and Women.” No word yet on possible acronym variations on that title.  PF’s Pro HJ’s 4MW sounds more like a Craig’s List post than a Vivid release.

The press release attributed this quote to Taormino; “Penny is smart, articulate, sassy, and has a loyal fan base. She’s real and people can relate to her which makes her perfect for Vivid-Ed. We’re so lucky to have her!”

Congrats young Penny. Flame on sister!


Me and My Momo February 12, 2008

Filed under: behind the scenes,cummentary,DCypher — DCypher @ 5:04 pm

Tattoo's rule!Believe it or not tattoo’s hurt a little…which is prolly why we’re so quick to brag about them once they’re finished. Obviously some places hurt more than others…like the inside of your wrists or say your anus.

Nevermind. Scratch that.

Anyway, here’s another photo from AEE I just got around to posting. It’s Momo aka Monique Alexander from Vivid Video putting her tattoo up to mine.

Damn! Even her tattoo is pretty. Lol.


Congrats, DCypher!!! February 8, 2008

Filed under: DCypher,industry news — Moses @ 8:58 am

Congrats to Fluffersmut editor DCypher for his big win last night at the XBIZ awards!!

“Feature Director of the Year!”

Congrats to all the winners.


Introducing Andy San Dimas February 7, 2008

Filed under: cummentary,DCypher,pornstars — DCypher @ 3:33 pm

Tasty Andy San DimasAhhhh… sweet young Andy San Dimas *(highschoolfootballrulez!!!)

I met her at AEE ’08 and immediately fell in love with the texture of her gleaming soft skin. I swear it has this milky glow that emits a constant wave of silky pheremone goodness…mmmmmm. Delightful.

I know I am supposed to remain objective or at least heavily jaded after this decade of decadence and the toll it has taken, but I think I sorta fell in fakie love with her…maybe?


Besides, what’s not to love about a gorgeous young girl with perfect porcelain skin covered in punky tattoos who took her porn moniker from BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE?

She was signing for those plucky devils over at Vivid Alt. Yippie! During the FLESHBOT sponsored Friday night party Andy kicked it with me and the kinda obnoxious guy from Last Night’s Parties, who wouldn’t stomp his feet on the furniture when I requested it and scream “FUCK YO COUCH!” Some people just have no sense of humor.

While we were chilling at the party she surfed XPEEPS on her kick and we watched porn. Amazing. Sitting with a porn star at a porn party for a porn release while surfing the web for more porn.

Wait, let me say it one more time; PORN.

Yeah, any way, she’s hot, so you’re GD right I sat there and listened.

I snapped this pic of her walking around in panties the first day of the show. She’s always wanted the kind of job where it would be acceptable to walk around in women’s underwear all day long, preferably full bottom panties, because let’s face it, while they look amazing thongs are just downright uncomfortable. It would seem AEE ’08 was just an extension of a young (formerly gothic) girls amazing dream.

Check out these helpful links for more of the inchoate star on the rise…then look up the word inchoate, suckapunch!!!






Never Forget! January 31, 2008

Filed under: cummentary,DCypher — DCypher @ 9:49 am

All That We Say & Do Is RightThis post has nothing to do with porn, but everything to do with the outlaw spirit of porn so many of us embrace and hold sacred…so there!

One year ago today the media and the Boston Police Department turned a promotional gag for Aqua Teen Hunger Force into a Media Borne Event, terrorizing innocent people nationwide with the false fear of bearded terrorists lurking in the shadows waiting to strike out at our civilian population. How did they accomplish this Herculean task? By bringing in the Bomb Squad to blow up light bright sets on FOX News.

Ironically enough the whole scenario seems like something from an episode of ATHF featuring the Mooninites. Ahhh…good times. All that was missing was (former) Presidential candidate Rudy 9ui11ani promising us that everything was going to be okay and Bill Clinton roaming the streets hugging people.

The FOX News quotes are just plain hilarious. Listen to them closely.


Happy Humpday January 23, 2008

Filed under: behind the scenes,cummentary,DCypher — DCypher @ 7:02 pm

graphic analDCypher posts: Welcome to the middle of another lovely week of porn!

Just wanted to drop by and let you know that I haven’t forgotten about you, or my promise to dish on the most bizarre events from the recent AEE.

In the meantime, while I kick this cold and catch up with a ton of work details too boring to list here, enjoy this lovely and graphic picture of a romantic anal coupling from Director Chris Streams upcoming release SQUIRT MACHINES for Jules Jordan video. I will be posting a full set of TGP’s on Fleshbot hopefully by the end of the week.

And when you’re done, feel free to gargle and rinse your eyes with Purell or a generic brand of antibacterial gel, because you never can be too careful!


Sodom 4: Live Free & Take It Up The Ass! January 22, 2008

Filed under: cummentary,DCypher — DCypher @ 4:56 pm

SODOM 4 BoxcoverDCypher posts: Okay, so that’s not the real title. That’s my cheap attempt to create a tie-in to the Die Hard megafranchise. I don’t know about you but I love those movies.

Over a decade ago when I was in college, dreaming of the day that I would finally graduate and make my mark in the world by diving headlong back into commerical pornography for fun and profit, I used to scoff at predictions made by famous psychics and seers. I had a brief affair with Objectivism while involved with a plucky coed that stripped away my ability to be openminded about anything not readily proven to exist by modernist scholars, Aristotilean reason, and men in labcoats. So when my aunt sent me a book of predictions by the most famous prognosticator of the day I halfheartedly flipped through it once and then chucked it in the recycling bin.

Imagine my surprise to learn that world-renowned psychics and spoon benders had indeed predicted an unprecedented array of superior quality “big-budget” adult features would be born into the world in 2008, including Nostradamus’s eerie warnings of a “bridge of light and decadence” connecting Hollywood and Chatsworth forever more.

Look it up if you don’t believe me. You can find anything on the internet these days.

I am of the opinion that the glut of high-powered porn released in 2007 set a precedent for future spending and further illustrated the growing divide between shallow end, story driven features propelled by collapsing DVD sales (and piracy) versus their counterpart; the Super Ego Feature – a bloated, over-hyped vanity project with special effects and an endless roster of A-list stars operating as thinly veiled mainstream crossover vehicles for Porn Valley elitists.

Translation: Everyone wants to make the next PIRATES, and, well, can you blame them?

Amongst such titans of opulent splendor our erstwhile hero, SODOM 4, will certainly slip by like the proverbial thief in the night. SODOM 4 is a slender movie with a mere sliver of a story line shot on just over a shoestring budget that comfortably straddles the precipice between time worn cliché and essential porn formula 101 by playing up what we’ve come to believe porn fans really want to see. SODOM 4 is rotten with young girls sporting fake breasts in ripped body stockings and studded chokers one-upping each other at an endless array of acronym related sex acts, each more depraved then the next.

Sin City contract star Tory Lane delivers a series of predictable performances with her trademark exuberance, and that filthy mouth of hers. Exhibiting both her lack of personal boundaries and her willingness to suck just about anything, she leads fellow beauties Shyla Stylez, Victoria Sinn, Trina Michaels, Jennifer Dark, and Carmella through a maze of desire and double penetrations in yet another dark Jim Powers offering. SODOM 4 streets this Thursday at finer B&M’s near you. That’s Brick and Mortar to civilians. It’s the company’s 1st HD release. You can check out a preview right now in the link below…http://sincity.com


Truth In Porn January 16, 2008

Filed under: behind the scenes,cummentary,DCypher,humor — DCypher @ 4:35 pm

Truth in PornDCypher posts: I was digging through some pix I shot from the set of my last movie, a Cal Vista feature called RUNAWAY LOVE, when I came across this amazing shot of Talon getting blown by Kissy Kapri. What’s most amazing about this shot is NOT his rigid tool clearly lodged into her grill but rather the expressions on the faces of the performers in this behind the scenes sneak peek into the reality of porn we face everyday.

 Just as only a serial killer or a person several sexually aroused by meat products should ever watch the process of seeing a sausage actually being made, so too we often advise porn fan(atics) to avoid learning to much about how their favorite titles are shot. The truth can hurt you, as it turns out, and in the case of porn ignorance quite often is truly bliss. Put that little axiom into your wisdom pipe and smoke on it!

The truth is that your favorite starlet isn’t a sizzling sexpot of lust turned on by laughably banal pick up lines and more than likely she won’t rip your pants off and choke herself half to death on your tool halfway through you sputtering out some patently offensive and ludicrously sexist remark about how hot her tits and ass are.

The truth is the performers from your favorite all time scene may not even like each other all that much and would probably never hook up under any other circumstances and exchange bodily fluids with wonton abandon other than being paid for it. The truth is most porn guys, those lucky bastards you admire, can’t get laid off set to save their life and struggle in an uphill battle on any given day to get the girl their fucking to stay into them between takes.

Even reality porn isn’t really based on reality, per say, but rather a confluence of what producers think viewers want to see as based on market reaction and brisk sales. Or did you really think guys in buses were picking up girls that weren’t sex workers off the streets, fucking them, then stealing their purses?

The truth is that no girl should ever ask you if you like fucking their tight little pussy while you are having sex with them. Porn girls say the silliest things, don’t they? If you or your significant other make noises anything like your average porn star while having sex you may want to stop and rush to the local ER to have yourself checked out. I’m just saying…

Don’t get me wrong. Some moments on set are magical. I’ve seen performers so into one another that they DON’T want to stop fucking, but it’s not the norm. The truth is this is how we make our money and we need you to keep on believing in us, to keep buying our products.

You know I’m just playing right? It’s all real. Never mind. Go back to surfing for more porn. Everything is going to be alright.  


Jesse Jane: Porn Star January 15, 2008

Filed under: behind the scenes,cummentary,DCypher,humor,pornstars — DCypher @ 3:51 pm

Digital Playground Contract Star Jesse Jane

DCypher posts: There were so many amazing things that I saw, heard, experienced, and lived through this past weekend while attending AEE in Vegas and Internext that it will prolly take months for all of it to spill out. Have no fear I will (most likely) get to it even if it takes the rest of the year. First let me unpack, check the email, delete spam, and kick this Vegas throat. While most people are obsessing over Jenna’s unscripted diatribe during the 25th Annual AVN Awards show other interesting occurrences are getting completely overlooked in the wake of the “I’ll never spread my legs again for this industry” scandal, or, as I like to call it, SpreaderGate 2008.

It has a nice ring to it, no?

One such incidence involved a prerecorded interview with Jesse Jane. Miss Jane (since you’re nasty) was up for Female Performer of the Year but lost it to the literarily inclined milk enthusiast Sasha Grey. In her clip Digital Playground superstar Jesse Jane, in her trademarked style of effervescent girly giggle, attempts to persuade Showtime viewers that her most people don’t believe her when she tells them that she is a porn star. Wait. There is more. She goes on to say that she has to go to great lengths to prove she is in fact a professional porn star and not say, like, an investment banker. She does not specify, mostly due to time constraints, what techniques she employs to convince them.
 While I heart Jesse Jane big time I’m just not buying this girl next door routine no matter how sincerely she sells it. Here comes the math. 

First of all PIRATES is hands down the best selling porn movie of all time at this point and the second adult title to ever have an R rated version released for rental through Blockbuster. Her other titles don’t do so bad either.  

Second, and only less noteworthy, her performance on the hit show ENTOURAGE from well over a season ago is still being talked about. It’s only second to Billy Wash calling everyone a suit or that time that Chuck Liddell almost cleaned Drama’s clock. Third, Adella, Digital Playground’s publicist, not to mention the heart and soul of the company, is the most extraordinary publicist this industry has ever seen. Period. She’s got her girls on MSNBC, E!, and everywhere in between.  

When all else fails there’s the “just look at her,” argument to fall back on. Jesse is hot, smoking hot, with a stunning, surgically enhanced figure and plenty of natural beauty to layer upgrades on. About the only way her neighbors or anyone else could NOT believe she was one of the top female performers in the adult entertainment industry is if they were Amish.  

Ultimately the “aww shucks” modesty routine she utilized was undoubtedly genuine. If anything it just goes to show Jesse prolly still doesn’t realize just how big her name has grown in the last couple years. Don’t worry Jesse…we still love you and can’t wait to hear more about PIRATES 2.



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