“All the ooze that fit to print”

 
 
 

Heterosexual Cock Pride March 14, 2008

Filed under: cocks,jerkoff material,video — Moses @ 8:10 pm

This compilation of facials rolls like a “Best Picture” Nominees overview from the Oscars broadcast. Alas, they only give credit to the female recipients of the facial.
What about the shooter?!
I recognize Peter North from about half of those geysers, but I think all of them deserve credit.
Maybe we need to haver a “Heterosexual Cock Pride” parade to stop the shameless disrespect of Stunt Cocks.

Plus, the music selection is CLASSIC.

 
 

“Cocks as Props” February 20, 2008

Filed under: cocks,cummentary,sex ponder,video — Moses @ 9:29 pm

In the HJ or BJ niche, the cock is just a prop.So the cock casting is critical, IMHO.

Don’t let his flab, body hair, or lackluster erection detract from her glorious performance.

Fit, groomed, with a good looking cock that stays viagra-hard.

In most circumstances, his hands should stay to himself and his voice should not be heard at all.

Nothing personal. It’s just how I’m wired, okay?

TheDickSuckers.com understands me.

For example, in this adriana nicole’s scene. While she is playing with herself, she says, “I think you and I both know this isn’t why we’re here.”

And then she is given a faceless cock and center stage.

Where she proceeds to rock that cock like a gloriously depraved, sexual artist.

The guy has to tell her to stop several times cause he is too close to cumming.

That’s hot. I’d much rather have a guy be too turned on and have to stop…than a not-quite-hard dick that ends with a frantic jerk-to-pop.

Amen.

 
 

Christian breaks it down January 25, 2008

Filed under: cocks,industry news — Moses @ 12:27 pm

I am fast becoming a fan of Christian’s blog. He is a big (6′ 5″), buff, friendly, pro cocksmith. He’s also a triathalete who takes his sex scenes as serious as his training. (Which I suppose you have to do when you do up to 29 scenes a month!!! It makes my penis ache just to think about.)

In his recent post about why pornstars escort he also gives an awesome overview of how the porn industry has shifted and changed over the last 10 years.

We’ve also added Christian to our blogroll over there on the right.  Keep it up, Christian!  (get it? ‘Keep it up?’ Meh.)

 
 

Freaks of Fake January 21, 2008

Filed under: cocks,pornstars,video — Moses @ 1:44 pm

First things first. I love Gianna Michaels. I think she brings a heat to her scenes that absolutely rocks. She is intense, but not to the “whoa, what kind of unholy shit has this poor girl been exposed to” intensity.

So it was with great sadness that I saw her in a “Freaks of Cock” video. The purity of her sexuality mixed with the FAKENESS of a big prosethtic cock…well, it is like watching Babe Ruth play with a plastic whiffle ball bat.

But Gianna showed her true beauty and power in one of these clips, “I don’t like it when you tell me what to do,” she says with confidence.

You go, girl!! Long live the powerful porn starlets!

 
 

Internext January 17, 2008

Filed under: Ashley,cocks,industry news — Moses @ 1:31 pm

Well, AVN’s Internext (the digital version of an adult bookstore owner convention) made a triumphant return to Vegas this week.

Here is Hal, posed with a couple of booth babes & my all-time favorite pornstar, Peter North. My passion for female stars tends to change with my whims, but my love of Peter remains constant. I should note that I love his cock in a purely heterosexual way.

Ashley Steel was also on hand to fondle the goods.

More Internext Show pics are available on Tramp Stamp Studio’s Flickr

 
 
 
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