Rosebuds and pink socks January 24, 2008

Sometimes there is a vibe in the air. They call it the zeitgeist. It is the reason why 2 people often come up with the same discovery at the same time in vastly different places.

Well, UNFORTUNATELY, the last 24 hours have had a vibe in the air that could best be described as “disturbing.”

From 3 different sources, in 3 different ways, I have been introduced to the idea of “pink socks.”

At first I was like, “Cool! I wonder what this is all about. I like pink stuff. Not as much as Hal, but I do dig pink in all it’s forms.”

Well, all but one.

From UrbanDictionary.com:

“After anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the anus. The pink socks appear’s like folds of pink skin hangin out of the asshole. It slightly resembales a pink sock hangin out of the asshole”

WTF?

Just a silly joke term, you say? Well, then someone else sent me a link to this gallery of (what I now know to be) “pink socks.”

What. The. FUCK!?

And, while not launched yet, word is that Porno Dan has plans to launch “PinkSockClub.com” soon.

I *hope* the zietgeist winds of this trend flow right on by. I pity the poor woman who’se husband sees this shit and says,”Honey, c’mere! I wanna try something…”

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I’m gonna post some good ol’ vanilla sex clips in a sec and try to cleanse my fragile mind.